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bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

Reblogged from Welcome to Heaven
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

And when you are in a morgue/science/medical lab STOP touching your face with gloved hands. You just touched dead things and nasty specimens with those, and you destroy the reason for wearing a barrier when you touch your goddamn face with your cliched pensive gestures. Also, no more eating in lab settings. Just, NO.

(via lunapics)

"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"

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  • Child: I want to kiss people of my same sex
  • Parent: are you sure??? have you kissed anyone of your same sex???? You can't know for sure unless you actually kiss someone of your same sex!!!!!
  • Child: I want to kiss boys and girls
  • Parent: Are you SUURE you're not just covering for being gay?? Are you sure this isn't just because your friends are gay? Are you sure you aren't just confused?? Have you kissed any boys or girls? You can't possibly know for sure until you have actual experience!! I think you are just having a lot of hormones.
  • Child: I don't want to kiss anybody
  • Parent: You will change your mind later.
  • Child: I want to kiss people of the opposite sex
  • Parent: That's wonderful! Which one? What's their name? Let's talk about dating and how to have safe sex!
Reblogged from ave atque vale

get to know me meme: [1/5] seasons - Game of Thrones, season 1

The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.”

Reblogged from ave atque vale

holahydra:

*shows up fashionably late to the party*

Reblogged from Don't Blink

bellisaro:

my blog is a mixture of whatever with a bit of i don’t care and a light shade but it has to look pretty

More Bisexual Dragons! Fewer straight white dudes!
— Me, if I tried to run for political office (via bi-privilege)
Reblogged from #1 Mom

ghdos:

situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

God put blessings of abundance into women with big hips.

Reblogged from Sup bitches

tomhazeldine:

I LIKE HOW HE’S LIKE ‘come at me bro, i got this.’ AND THEN HE’S LIKE SHOCKED AT HOW COLD IT REALLY IS. x

sinyhale:

♦ // derek vibrant :: requested by kitizenfang

sinyhale:

 // derek vibrant :: requested by kitizenfang

Reblogged from I Missed You

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Reblogged from I Missed You